Open Letter to Arthur Darvill

Dear Arthur Darvill,

Based on what I've seen on the internet, you probably get this a lot but: I have become somewhat enamoured with you and your accent and your falsetto, and even though you wear those awful rather ridiculous I mean seriously I hope they were a Christmas present from your grandmother British jumpers, I think we could make some beautiful music together - you can pluck my guitar's brains out if you'd like.

Seriously though, I am running out of Rory Willims fanfiction - so just show up singing at my door and my Pandorica's box is I'm yours.

With lots of creepy stalkery completely harmless and well-intentioned affection,
-S

P.S. Roman soldier uniform is more than welcome.